Graphic Violence

(2 out of 5)

I saw this movie awhile ago, so I might not remember it all, but I believe it was a film about a man dressed as a samurai who captures a woman in order to make a snuff film, maybe just to torture the shit out of her for fun and, or do some artistic shit with her body. Artistic shit like making flowers of flesh and blood? Yup, exactly like that..

He cuts her up in certain places and tears it open and manipulates it into his ‘flowers’ while rambling about them, he’s pretty fucked up in the head. But isn’t almost everyone in Japanese films pretty fucked up in the head??? I think so. Anyways, that’s pretty much the movie.

Conclusion: It’s alright, nothing special, just like the others in the series. It’s probably my second favourite after He Never Dies though. I’m sure a lot of you will get a kick out of it, so go ahead and watch it.

Gore: 3.5/5
SFX: 4/5
Comedy: 0.5/5
Shock Factor: 3/5
Linkage: IMDb | Purchase

Amount of Nudity?: None

While probably not intentional(on the company’s end anyhow) I have found quite a few examples of product placement in very violent movies. In some cases people are being tortured or killed by brand name items. I decided I would share this phenomenon with the rest of you.

CASE 3: Mu Zan E
In this movie the victim of a snuff film is forced to drink Coca-Cola. There are a few other brand name products throughout the movie.

(3 out of 5)

The movie is about this Spa in Australia that wants to sell a bunch of ’spa treatments’ in order to promote their place… but it ain’t really a spa it’s a drug lab and the customers are all guinea pigs. This crazy bitch and some insane doctor send out free samples and stuff to everyone in the little neighbourhood in Melbourne. Some scientist escapes from the lab and tries to warn them but instead he starts melting and crashes his car.

All the neighbours go off one by one and do their thing, like meeting a weird mutant hillbilly family, until they eventually start melting and dying in horribly disgusting ways, and weird melt-flesh creatures come out of their bodies. I dunno, I didn’t really understand the movie at the time, but it was pretty fun.

Conclusion: This is a decent movie, it’s not that great, I think it was supposed to be a Horror/Comedy but it wasn’t really that funny at all. It did have a lot of gross and weird melting/morphing effects, and that alone made it enjoyable for me. I really liked it a lot, but I can’t really say you would.

Gore: 3.5/5
SFX: 4/5
Comedy: 2/5
Shock Factor: 3/5
Linkage: IMDb | Purchase

Amount of Nudity?: Boobs and male penises.

(4.5 out of 5)

Two rival gangs, The Ravens and The Spyder Gang, in some really ghetto city really hate each other and get in fights at the cemetery all the time. Eventually the satan-worshipping girlfriend of The Raven’s leader, Goose, gets fed up with doing crank and the dangers of gang life and asks him to quit, so he does. But this pisses of the new leader of his gang, but pisses of The Spyder Gang even more for some reason so they kill his girlfriend while he’s out selling meth to rich white guys. Goose finds his dead girlfriend and starts crying, shoves her corpse into a giant trash-compactor, then vows to get revenge.

Goose bums around town for awhile and drinks one of his dad’s beers before beating him up for doing to much heroine. After kicking his dad’s ass he gets really drunk and tries to commit suicide but his ex-gangs new leader stops him because he needs Goose’s help with a robbery.

The gangs are going to join together to rob an armored truck at a bank, Goose doesn’t trust them but his gang does because they’re retarded junkies. They steal 10,000 dollars from the armored truck, and go party without getting their share of the cash. Goose warns the gang something is up and that the other gang is probably going to kill them when they try to get the money, but no one listens.. Obviously Goose is right and he finds out for sure that The Spyder Gang killed his girl, so it’s up to him to kill everyone.

Conclusion: This movie is bad ass, watch it or you’re lame.

Gore: 3/5
SFX: 3.5/5
Comedy: 2/5
Shock Factor: 2.5/5
Linkage: IMDb | Purchase

Amount of Nudity?: Some ghetto boob-shakin’

in no particular order

1. Zombi 2
2. Guinea Pig 1
3. Hostel
4. Ebola Syndrome
5. Trackman
6. Shrooms
7. Premutos
8. Evil Dead Trap
9. Red to Kill
10. Guinea Pig 2
11. Cannibal Apocalypse
12. Beyond the Limits
13. Garden of Love
14. Das Komabrutale Duelle
15. Ximp
16. Salò
17. Eastern Promises
18. Stendhal Syndrome
19. Saburai: Way of the Bohachi
20. Deadbeat at Dawn

in no particular order

1. Death Proof
2. Lady Snowblood
3. Kill Bill
4. I Spit on Your Grave
5. Last House on the Left
6. Human Pork Chop
7. Lone Wolf & Cub
8. Friday the 13th
9. Oldboy
10. There is a Secret in my Soup
11. Red to Kill
12. Violent Shit 3
13. Irreversible
14. All Night Long
15. Garden of Love
16. Centipede Horror
17. Sitting Target
18. Trick or Treat
19. House on the Edge of the Park
20. Dead Man’s Shoes

(2.5 out of 5)

So I got a really crappy bootleg of this movie since it’s never been released anywhere but Japan, as far as I know, there are no subtitles available it’s entirely in Japanese. That really doesn’t matter though as you can easily follow the story and it really kind of makes it better.

The story is about a female reporter who for some reason starts investigating sick Japanese porn videos with girls who are bleeding from their vagina’s, she then learns about snuff films during some interviews and decides to go out and buy one.

After she views the snuff film she tries to track down it’s source and ends up in some deep shit, I guess. I don’t want to give away the ending. Anyways the movie starts off a bit slow if you can’t speak Japanese, but there’s plenty of really depraved stuff, mostly a lot of weird Japanese S&M porn(known as Muzane I believe). Oh yeah, I forgot to mention there’s some torture in the same vein of the first Guinea Pig, but 10 times more wrong.

Conclusion:
This movie is not that great, but it’s very sick and many would say wrong. If you’re into weird menstrual porn or movies about people investigating snuff films and/or fake snuff then by all means check it out. The ending is actually pretty surprising, and extremely disgusting.

Gore: 3.5/5
SFX: 3/5
Comedy: 0/5
Shock Factor: 5/5
Linkage: IMDb | SpoilerWiki

Amount of Nudity?: Disgusting, dirty, if you’re going to watch this movie you should not care. There’s lots of boobs but pubic hair is blocked out due to Japanese censorship.. THANKFULLY.. Unless you’re into uh.. Just see for yourself.

A short video I made about a guy who pukes blood.

Sorry about the lack of updates if anyone cares, I have had some other shit going on and haven’t really been watching many movies. Expect new reviews starting today with Muzan-E(disgusting ass movie) and soon enough I’ll get back into doing the ‘20 movies’ lists.